ABC's of Romance
Always Be cSelling: Product Marketing through Romance Novels
For those of you who don’t follow the news, Omaha Steaks has just released its first romance novel. What began as an April Fool’s joke seemingly took on a life of its own in the creative department. The premise? Omaha Steaks was pivoting to publishing, starting with their Meat-Cute Series.1
Now, they’ve got three novels in the series, written under various noms de bœuf: Bianca Tournedos, Rebecca Solomillo, and Selena Costata. In the first novel, Certified Tender, bookstore owner Kate turns to the internet for tips to improve her cooking, where she meets OmahaSteakGuy1917. It’s essentially the love child of You’ve Got Mail and… Julie & Julia? Maybe?
You try coming up with a butcher-themed romcom.
While I’m willing to give Omaha Steaks credit for committing to the bit and overall respecting the romance genre, it probably would’ve benefited from hiring an actual romance author. That alone might’ve helped them avoid tired clichés used to describe women, like: “She was pretty, but not in that obvious way of a woman who wants to be noticed for being pretty. She almost seemed embarrassed by it.” Classic woman.
Food & Wine Magazine ponders, “With the rise of BookTok and branded content, Certified Tender raises questions about whether corporate-backed fiction could be a new marketing trend in the publishing industry.”
Great question! I’m not going to address it. What I will address is the idea that this is a “new” phenomenon. Just like most tropes in romance, it’s been done before. Enter the Colonel. In 2017, Kentucky Fried Chicken released a romance novel titled Tender Wings of Desire to celebrate Mother’s Day.
When Lady Madeline Parker runs away from Parker Manor and a loveless betrothal, she finally feels like she is in control of her life. But what happens when she realizes she can’t control how she feels? When she finds herself swept into the arms of Harland, a handsome sailor with a mysterious past, Madeline realizes she must choose between a life of order and a man of passion. Can love overcome lies? What happens in the embrace of destiny, on the Tender Wings of Desire?
Fast food-themed smut—just the gift I hoped for from my imaginary children. It’s important (to me) to note that the cover is completely unrelated to the novel, which is actually set in Edwardian England. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get my hands on a copy of the novella to review. However, I did come across Rebecca Hail’s review for Nerdophiles, titled Develop Some Very Confusing Thoughts About KFC This Mother’s Day With ‘Tender Wings of Desire. She writes:
It really is a good novella, and embodies all that we love about romance novels. An independent girl, a wild night, dashing gentlemen, the English countryside, and a whirlwind romance that ends up in true, forever, once in a life time love.
Also, they made the Colonel really attractive and I just cannot handle those feelings. Now I will forever see a young, handsome sailor with piercing blue eyes and a love so fierce nothing can destroy it. How am I supposed to order dinner with that image in my head?!
Is corporate-sponsored romance content going to push the genre further? No. Would companies satirize other genres? Maybe—manga or comic books, perhaps. Is that my last rhetorical question? Yes.
I actually find both novels effective marketing gimmicks. The key is that KFC and Omaha Steaks put in the effort to create satirical romance novels meant to amuse not offend their target audience: romance readers. Also important, neither company tried to convince us these novels were anything more than marketing ploys. Because that would be crazy.
So crazy… it might just work.
It does not. Product placement in fiction is rarely successful and often criticized. Land Rover once commissioned a James Bond-esque series, and Bulgari hired acclaimed author Faye Weldon to write a novel that mentioned the jewelry brand specifically fourteen times.2 3 This was over twenty years ago, and even then, pundits questioned whether this was the future of novels. However, it never really took off.
A romance-specific example occurred in 2014, when Cumberland Packaging paid author Hillary Carlip to incorporate their subsidiary, Sweet’n Low, into her novel Find Me I’m Yours. The story follows a 24-year-old woman trying to make it in LA… and just maybe, finding love. To be fair, a zero-calorie sugar alternative targeting young women through ‘chick lit’ does feel very on-brand for the 2000s.4 Vox highlights the heavy-handed promotion in its article The unsuccessful history of product placement in books, from Bulgari to Sweet’N Low. It quotes:
“Hellooo, isn’t it bad for you?” a Sweet’N Low skeptical friend demands.
But the heroine had looked at the studies on Sweet’N Low. “They fed lab rats twenty-five hundred packets of Sweet’N Low a day,” she says. “And still the F.D.A. or E.P.A., or whatevs agency, couldn’t connect the dots from any kind of cancer in humans to my party in a packet.”
Hot take: using romance novels to defend the potential carcinogenic effects of your product isn’t great. Moreover, if I were reading a book and felt that the author was pushing an undisclosed product, it would leave a bad taste in my mouth… like Sweet’n Low 🥁. Unsurprisingly, Find Me I’m Yours did not achieve wide commercial success.
It may seem like I’m siding with corporate marketing campaigns over additional revenue streams for authors, but that’s not the case. For me, it comes down to transparency. With KFC, we know the novel is a marketing campaign, so any good writing is a surprise bonus—which is why companies should hire actual romance authors!
If this really is the “new marketing trend in the publishing industry,” then those dollars sure as hell better be going to actual romance authors, otherwise, companies risk alienating the very audience they’re targeting.
That said, I don’t think corporate romance novels are the next new thing. The first book is considered clever, the second one’s funny, and by the third, it already feels played out… until seven years pass and suddenly it’s the 'next new thing' all over again.
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Technically it was published in 2014 so I’m stretching the ‘chick lit’ label a little far.
From Anne of The Island (the third Green Gables novel by Lucy Maud Montgomery)
Miss Anne Shirley,
Green Gables,
Avonlea, P.E. Island.
"DEAR MADAM: We have much pleasure in informing you that your charming story `Averil's Atonement' has won the prize of twenty-five dollars offered in our recent competition. We enclose the check herewith. We are arranging for the publication of the story in several prominent Canadian newspapers, and we also intend to have it printed in pamphlet form for distribution among our patrons.
Thanking you for the interest you have shown in our enterprise, we remain,
Yours very truly,
THE ROLLINGS RELIABLE BAKING POWDER Co."
"I don't understand," said Anne, blankly.
Diana clapped her hands.
"Oh, I KNEW it would win the prize -- I was sure of it. _I_ sent your story into the competition, Anne."
"Diana -- Barry!"
"Yes, I did," said Diana gleefully, perching herself on the bed. "When I saw the offer I thought of your story in a minute, and at first I thought I'd ask you to send it in. But then I was afraid you wouldn't -- you had so little faith left in it. So I just decided I'd send the copy you gave me, and say nothing about it. Then, if it didn't win the prize, you'd never know and you wouldn't feel badly over it, because the stories that failed were not to be returned, and if it did you'd have such a delightful surprise."
Diana was not the most discerning of mortals, but just at this moment it struck her that Anne was not looking exactly overjoyed. The surprise was there, beyond doubt -- but where was the delight?
"Why, Anne, you don't seem a bit pleased!" she exclaimed.
Anne instantly manufactured a smile and put it on.
"Of course I couldn't be anything but pleased over your unselfish wish to give me pleasure," she said slowly. "But you know -- I'm so amazed -- I can't realize it -- and I don't understand. There wasn't a word in my story about -- about -- " Anne choked a little over the word -- "baking powder."
"Oh, _I_ put that in," said Diana, reassured. "It was as easy as wink -- and of course my experience in our old Story Club helped me. You know the scene where Averil makes the cake? Well, I just stated that she used the Rollings Reliable in it, and that was why it turned out so well; and then, in the last paragraph, where PERCEVAL clasps AVERIL in his arms and says, `Sweetheart, the beautiful coming years will bring us the fulfilment of our home of dreams,' I added, `in which we will never use any baking powder except Rollings Reliable.'"
"Oh," gasped poor Anne, as if some one had dashed cold water on her.
"And you've won the twenty-five dollars," continued Diana jubilantly. "Why, I heard Priscilla say once that the Canadian Woman only pays five dollars for a story!"
This reminds me of one of my favorites scenes from the Anne of Green Gables series - which another reader mentioned below as well. As a romance author I don't know how I'd feel about corporate sponsorship, although I have done events at cideries for No Regrets (the heroine owns and runs an apple orchard and cidery).